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badkittymypotpie replied to your post: In search of trained space parrot with a…

You’re aware you’re on our team, right? Get your ass on my boat.

Not before you ask politely, I’m not. P]

Really, Fatbeard, you should know how to treat your crew members. A crew cannot regard their captain with respect when he is nothing more than a bossy joke.

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In search of trained space parrot with a catchphrase of “squawk, get your hands off of me, freak.”
Last seen at our designated drop-off location. Wanted, with a reward of information from myself, which is far more valuable than doubloons will ever be.
Please forward any knowledge on the pest’s whereabouts to Captain J. Myers. Ensure that he is kept alive… I would like to gut the scallywag with my own hands, thank you.

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Kyle's Blog: @JoshYou’re an asshole, dude. An extremely serious, observant, and...

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You’re an asshole, dude. An extremely serious, observant, and informative asshole.

And I wouldn’t take your threats lightly for anything. But if I were really that much of a problem, trust me - I’d off myself first. No worries there. Hopefully I won’t do that now that you’ve given me such

You’re quite welcome! Any time! 8D

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Kyle's Blog: jm8372tp replied to your post: psilocybin—coffin replied to…Getting...

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But there are too many “if’s” in the equation, Myers. Like, the only ways I can see myself regretting it are IF I realize too late that they’re going to kill me; IF we have a surefire way home right now and nobody has told me; or maybe IF I get mind-trashed into somebody you guys don’t like and then later I somehow get turned back into who I am now. There’s no guarantee that any of those things will ever happen. Likely, I’ll just be a different version of me with no recollection of anything that has happened here, or during my previous life, or anything that happens to be making me miserable right now.

Bogus or not, my own personal regret is not something I give too much of a fuck about at the moment. You’ll have to do better than that to convince me otherwise, though I do greatly appreciate the attempt.

Tell me, Kyle, did you plead for someone to tell you that it was a terrible idea solely so that you could explain your reasoning for having a visit to the B Room? A cry for… attention in most cases, my notes say. I can see you now standing on a ledge, yelling “I’m going to do it! I’m going to do it if someone doesn’t stop me!” Just begging for someone to pull you back and comfort you.

It is really quite pitiful from an onlooker’s point of view, Broflovski! 8]

You really need your Stanley boy back for that comfort he provided, don’t you? Ha! Well, he has been replaced, and in case you have forgotten, I have the responsibility of keeping an eye on you. What I have to say is this:

 - Yes, it can be agreed that an alteration to your personality cannot be guaranteed, but there is a risk of it happening. Furthermore, as we have seen with Raven, that alteration may be more permanent than some. Your desire for a rendezvous with the detention center is bold, stupid, and selfish.

- “Selfish why?” you might be wondering. To that I will answer with a self-processing prompt that I hope will leave you questioning your motives and trying to understand your personal actions. Frankly, Broflovski, I think you might need to “look inside yourself,” as they say, more than anyone here. You see, Kyle, that daring nature of yours is a threat to the group as a whole. To intentionally experiment with the B Room can cause problems for other people. Surprising, wouldn’t you say?

Of course, it is hypocritical of me to tell another person that they are selfish and to think about the effects that their actions have on the people around them. Do I back down from my previous argument? Certainly not, because at the moment, by instructing you, Broflovski, to consider the causes and effects of what you are feigning to do, I am doing the rest of us a favor.

We have a task at hand in searching for a way out of here, and you are more valuable to our project than you may think. You are correct that the chances of escape are but a mere IF, but if there are hypothetical outcomes, or IFs, then we should aim for the positive outcome. The chances are slim, yet I am confident in our abilities that it is possible.

Still following? Good.

Now then. Get your head out of that depressing grey cloud and back into the game!

If I find that your irrational line of thinking fails to end, I will have to personally dispose of you under the pretense that “it is for your own good.” There are no IFs in my threats, Kyle. It is for the best that you obey.

- J. Myers.

Post message: Do not allow Evan’s train of thought to influence you in any way.

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only-human-sometimes replied to your post: only-human-sometimes replied to your photo:…

Pictures or it didn’t happen. I don’t care.

You may not care up front, but deep down such a picture would be quite the embarrassment. If I were to show you here at your request, I would not be able to blackmail you in the future, now, would I, Mr. Issac?
Where is the logic in that? How is it advantageous to me?

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only-human-sometimes replied to your photo: Greetings, fellow SPERC residents. What I have to…

You really know how to celebrate, Lecter.

While you were sleeping, I took the liberty of placing a party hat upon your head, which I have a picture of and plan to use as black mail! Ha ha ha!

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her-indigo-eyes replied to your photo: Greetings, fellow SPERC residents. What I have to…

Happy Birthday, Josh! I’ll be sure to leave you some toilet paper…please don’t trash my dorm.

Quite the obedient one, Wendy. Did you listen to father and mother well?
The Minaj Mansion has been crossed off the list, or… at least, your section. 8]

redheadnerdgasm replied to your photo: Greetings, fellow SPERC residents. What I have to…

That’s fucking weird, dude. But if toilet paper is really all that you want… I just left some on the steps for you. Enjoy, I guess..?

I do not see what is weird about my request. Your dorm has been spared.

psilocybin—coffin replied to your photo: Greetings, fellow SPERC residents. What I have to…

i’m so fucking scared.

Keep your belongings close tonight, Ms. Biggle.

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Greetings, fellow SPERC residents.What I have to share is fairly minor in terms of… new information and importance, though it should be noted that it is a “big deal” to me.Earlier today marked my 20th year in existence, and so, on that note, I advise that everyone deposit their weekly toilet paper supplies to the Ron Jeremy dormitory. If you fail to do so, your dorm and all of your precious belongings will be stripped of their dignity. That is to say, for less imaginative fellas that may not catch the implication, I will TP everything that you love.And that, I believe, is entirely fair. Thank you for your cooperation.- J. Myers
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Greetings, fellow SPERC residents.
What I have to share is fairly minor in terms of… new information and importance, though it should be noted that it is a “big deal” to me.
Earlier today marked my 20th year in existence, and so, on that note, I advise that everyone deposit their weekly toilet paper supplies to the Ron Jeremy dormitory. If you fail to do so, your dorm and all of your precious belongings will be stripped of their dignity. That is to say, for less imaginative fellas that may not catch the implication, I will TP everything that you love.
And that, I believe, is entirely fair. Thank you for your cooperation.

- J. Myers

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Q:Think of the name of your crush and your favorite color!! Now think of the first letter in your crush's name. You'll: {{A-F Date G-L Steady Date M-R Married S-Z True love!!}}. Now think of the first letter in your name. You'll live in a: {{A-F Mansion G-L House M-R Condo S-Z Apartment}} And have this many kids: {{Red/Orange 0 Yellow/Brown 1 Green 2 Blue/Purple 3 Black/White 4+}}

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Such childish games! Is there a winner? Is there a method behind cracking such coding?

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Greetings from Outer Space!
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Greetings from Outer Space!

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